I seem to have caused a tad of controversy with my last entry into the Bonus round,
apparently I'm gonna get mauled by 2 Lionesses????
Can't wait for the Risk Taker bonus round, perhaps Anne and Tamsin have commissioned a sculptor to model a figure of me on the guillotine?
I didn't finish in the top 3 but was very pleased to get a mention in Curt's Winners post, but I think that could be for the utter madness in taking on the two ladies??
So here's the offending post!
I'd like to introduce you all to Tamsin O'Leary.
Now I know I could well be digging my own grave here, but how could I resist????
In the Civilian Mob faction of Donnybrook, there is a character called the Doxy.
The local Femme Fatale is secretly in the pay of your faction leader. She is able to use
her ample charms to tempt a randomly selected character away from thebattle for indeterminate periods and divert him to her chamber.
In the game, when her card comes out you throw a D6, if she is within 6 inches of a enemy character.
on a....
1. Her obvious charms have failed her this turn, She needs to reapply that make up!
2. Tamsin misunderstands her brief and lures a character from her own side. He will spend D3 turns in her boudoir.
3. An enemy character falls for her charms and misses D3 turns in her company.
4. A enemy character falls for her charms as above, but if he is attached to a unit, they also follow him, if they fail a morale check. They will also remain still for D3 turns!
5. A character falls for her charms,but when they meet she attacks him with her dagger, hidden in her stockings. The Doxy will strike first.
6. A character falls for her charms, after a quick kiss and cuddle she slips her dagger into his heart!
Alas he is no more.....
Funny! I think they'll like her.
ReplyDeleteSorry you didn't win.
Had no chance winning this round Alex. There were some superb entries and very worthy winners.
Deletenice brushwork Ray! and a cool charachter to play ;-)
ReplyDeleteD6,6 inches,scoring 6 on the dice , it will be the number of the BREAST !;-)
All the best.
GillesW " three turns away;-)"
Don't mention breasts! I'm in enough trouble as it is.....
DeleteNever heard of the game but it sounds fun.....currently trying to track Tamsin down!
ReplyDeleteIts a great skirmish set of rules. Check them out.
DeleteLOL.. you are in SUCH trouble... :o)
ReplyDeleteDeep deep trouble!
DeleteVery funny
ReplyDeleteCheers Neil.
DeleteRay, you on the chopping block? Some would pay good money to witness that event.
ReplyDeleteNice brushwork and funny back story. You ARE in trouble!
Yep. It was worth it though?? I think?
DeleteShe is splendid Ray, but probably best to keep looking over your shoulder for a while.
ReplyDeleteYeh maybe a few.....years??
DeleteAh-oh! Holey Moley!!
ReplyDeleteHa ha
DeleteHa ha...nice.
ReplyDeleteI think you could give it vary it a little... take 6" as average and then modify it. So +1 to the dice if it's less than 6" and -1 if it's more than 6". Confine things to a minimum of 3" and no more than 9" and it should prove satisfactory I think.
Good idea Jim, thanks.
DeleteMaybe I was too subtle. 8-)
DeleteIts a good job Colonel Bills hasn't released the 'woman in scolds bridal' miniature, yet. That really would see you missing body parts!
ReplyDeleteIts a cracking good paint job, mind.
Thanks Roy, i'm sure that figure is on the way!!
DeleteCharming!
ReplyDeleteThanks!
DeleteYour either very very brave or...
ReplyDeleteStooopid....yeh I know!
DeleteDid you really think it wise to offend an Irishwoman and a (part Irish) redhead?
ReplyDeleteOh, revenge will be sweet and served cold.
Muwahahahaha!!!
Uh oh....
DeleteUh oh indeed. And is that a can of karmic whupass I hear being opened in the background...?
DeleteYep!
DeleteThis is worse than the time you dressed in womens clothes!
DeleteTell me about it.......but not as bad as when you entered the Vanessa Feltz look a like competition......you did well getting into 2nd place!
DeleteAdmit it, Ray! You were hoping for a good spanking!
ReplyDeleteOh yeh baby!!!
DeleteBring out the GIMP...
Delete; )
I've hired a fat lady with a hairy mole to give him that spanking.
DeleteHmm? Sounds kinky??
DeleteSurely this was you being the risk taker!
ReplyDeleteYep, I could well have put that in that round!
DeleteYou do like to live dangerously, don't you? Nice figure.
ReplyDeleteIf Anne and Tamsin lived in Gravesend, things would have been different??
DeleteI do like it when you do these things Ray as it makes for great fun. You're such a good sport when it comes to poking fun. You can take as good as you give.
ReplyDeleteTell anyone I was nice to you and you DIE!
I won't tell a soul if you don't Anne, nudge nudge wink wink...
DeleteHa HA Brilliant. I look forward to witnessing the retaliation.
ReplyDeleteI'll get my camera out!
DeleteLovely tribute to our lady blogger brethren!
ReplyDeleteWell said Dean!
DeleteThose fellows falling for her charm should have been wearing chainmail shirts. Opps! wrong period. Nicely painted figure Ray. Greetings BB
ReplyDeletePerhaps its me who should be wearing a chainmail shirt Paul?
DeleteLooks like a very dangerous lady
ReplyDeleteExtremely!
DeleteYou are very funny. And brave.
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Wonderful idea and brilliantly executed!
ReplyDelete